Monday, March 10, 2008

How To Date Hot Women!

Hot women are everywhere! I know I would like to date a new woman every night if i could. But i know i can't! Hell, i don't even have skills on how to date hot women! It sucks for me. But there is a lot of people that know how. Why is it always the same guy dating the hottest chicks? i wish i knew how. I have tried everything. Money is the biggest thing that i don't have that women want. I can't generate a dime, i'm a poor college student and dont even have a job. I'm a loser without a cent. But myspace is a pretty good place to hook up with some hotties! I have 2 older brothers that got with all kinds of hotties and they won't tell me how to do it! Its BS! But i wanna know how to date the hottest women. If anyone knows how GIVE ME A CALL.

I was such a dork back in high school. The only girl i could get with was a 300 pound fatty with acne all over her face. She played trombone in the band and wanted to come over to my house every day and get with me. Man i am glad i graduated!!! I'm tired of this BS and i want to go shoot myself unless i can get with some hotties!
I had many different classes in high school. One being psychology. I had the hottest chicks in my class and none of them gave a flying f*** about me. I played trumpet in the marching band and on the week ends i would go to the bowling alley and tried to score with Edna Robinson. She played clarinet in the band and wanted to bone a dude with a tiny dick! GUESS WHAT that's me! I wish i knew how to get with hotties.